America F*** Yeah: Guns & Hummers

‘While the rest of America’s auto-dealers are crying about the end of “Cash for Clunkers,” the guv-mint bail out of GM, and other forms of socialism in this once-prosperous capitalist society, one Chesterfield car salesman knows what a true American patriot needs to make it through this recession: machine guns.

Hummer H2Lynch Hummer in Chesterfield– the largest Hummer dealership in the United States, according to Motor Trend— has opened a new wing of its store called “Adventure Shooting Sports.” The gas-guzzler-turned-arms-dealer proudly proclaims it now offers “the finest in hunting, tactical and home defense.” They have also beat Stephen Colbert to the punch and registered the domain name GunsAndHummers.com.

Jim Lynch, the owner of the shop tells CNN that “he needed a second revenue stream to support his company” (and he’s not the only Hummer hawker facing that problem these days) so he converted an entire showroom into an arms bazaar:

Hummer Guns
In fact, he isn’t even the first one in Missouri. That honor belongs to a dealer in the Kansas City area who offered a free AK-47 with every truck purchased.’ LOL

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